Rococo Punk Ship Hairpiece

Marie Antoinette Punk!

Marie Antoinette Punk!

I punked this ship fascinator hairpiece with chains, tartan ribbon and safety pins. I Frankenstein-ed the flowers mashing up pink and animal print and beware the base is leopard print with pink edging.

Rokoko Punk

Rokoko Punk

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/193893549/rococo-punk-ship-fascinator-headpiece

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/80315238/ghost-galleon-ship-fascinator-hat?ref=shop_home_active_9

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ProfessorMaelstromme?ref=si_shop

Making Hats.

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I felt sorry for this poor vintage creature when I found him at the London Dungeon car boot sale. Yes! they really did have a stall selling all their Jack the Ripper tour stuff and booty when they moved location in London. I curled the vintage creature round the brim of a brown tweed hat with a few other curios and artifacts.

Vintage companion hat.

Vintage companion hat.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/184416122/curio-taxidermy-companion-hat-steampunk?ref=shop_home_feat_4

Human bones rain down at Whitby after church yard land slide.

Some more photos from the Bram Stoker International Film Festival fashion show 2012 taken at Whitby, UK. the celebrated town of Dracula and wonderful for all followers of goth.  Whitby has recently been in the news for its terrible land slides in the graveyard where reportedly “human bones were raining  down” on to the cottages and gardens below. A very sad scene for such a historic and beautifully situated Church. Link to the story on the BBC below.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-20970716

Whitby church yard land slide.

Whitby church yard land slide.

Introducing model: Terri De-Lis Altilar at the fashion show, wearing human jaw bone, skull mini top hat, rib cage corset and sheer black fish tail skirt. I promise no bones were used from Whitby’s church yard.

Skeleton Outfit - image by Jon Tzm Dea

Skeleton Outfit – image by Jon Tzm Dea

Bram Stoker fashion show

Bram Stoker fashion show

Accessories: Professor Maelstromme  http://www.facebook.com/amanda.scrivener.54#!/pages/Professor-Maelstromme/243301422348426

http://www.etsy.com/shop/ProfMaelstromme?ref=si_shop

Clothing: Wyte Phantom
Model: Terri De-Lis Altilar
Image: Jon Tzm Dea

 

Mad Tea Party Fascinators ~

While clearing out my mums attic I found a wonderful childs doll small china tea set. My mum gave me a bottle of Pimms for doing it! so after a couple of glasses I made the teacups and saucers into hats.  I immediately went out searching all of the local antique shops for more, the mismatched the better.  I have added artificial flowers, hair net, hat pins, spoons, vintage odd earrings and even a spider!

Pretty china small teacup and saucer fascinators

Tea Party Fascinator

Tea Party Fascinator

 

Pretty Teacup and Saucer hat!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/105882965/tea-party-fascinators-small-china-teacup

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Professor-Maelstromme/243301422348426

 

 

 

 

Spats that look great with high heel shoes.

I designed another type of spat shape, that flatter the ankle for my niece to wear with her high heel shoes.  I loved the shape so much that I made a pair for myself too in leather and spikes.

Oriental fabric fashion spats

Leather and spike fashion spats

Leather fringe fashion spat

These are great fun to make and I will be listing some more designs on my shop soon.

Link to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/ProfMaelstromme?ref=pr_shop_more

Doll Head Fascinator ~ Cannibal Charlottes by Prof Maelstromme.

Cannibal Charlotte Fascinator by Prof Maelstromme

Cannibal Charlotte Fascinator

 

Freaky doll head fascinators made by Professor Maelstromme called Clockwork Cannibal Charlottes.  Little lost dolls with scary faces created into jewellery and fascinators,  when you buy one and keep it in your bedroom make sure you lock it away at night!

Please read previous posts about Cannibal Charlottes for their full story.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/ProfMaelstromme?ref=si_shop

 

 

Professor Maelstromme’s Taxifackery Companion Mini Top Hats and Fascinators.

Always fascinated by skulls I have created a range of mini top hats and fascinators using faux cat and crow skulls.  As we loved them to death, and beyond; Not texidermy; Professor Maelstromme’s taxifackery.  The structure that remains after life, is still beautiful (faux or not).

Faux crow skull cream color mini top hat

Faux cat skull fascinator on faux snake skin

Faux crow skull copper color mini top hat

For sale on etsy, which will soon be accepting payment with credit cards as well as paypal.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/92593784/taxifackery-companion-faux-bird-skull

http://www.etsy.com/listing/92594047/taxifackery-companion-faux-cat-skull?ref=v1_other_1

Lots of new Doll Head items for sale on my etsy.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/89432651/scary-tooth-fairy-doll-head-brooch

I have listed new doll head items on my etsy ~ selling fast so please take a look quick. Thank you and Happy New Year.

spats

Hand that rocks the cradle fascinator hairpiece

Fairy Teeth Doll

Mad Science Inspired Fascinator – Prefrontal Cortex Interference Cap or Do it yourself Lobotomy.

That trapanning hole just got bigger

The prefrontal cortex interference cap;  Designed to turn your brain OFF!  Ideal for the dance floor or any situation where higher functions are not required or even undesired. Blame it on the hat.
Trust us with your brains; For example tonight you do not wish to determine good or bad and have no desire to worry about the future consequences of current activities -put on the hat.

Warning; recovery may take from 4 minutes to 8 days depending on the wearer’s previous disposition!

Disclaimer;  Dr Dahlburg and this medical facility or any staff connected to the facility cannot be held responsible for any lack of social “control” bought on while wearing the cap and/or the side effects of the lack of ability to suppress urges that, if not suppressed, could lead to socially unacceptable outcomes in the future.

The prefrontal cortex interference cap; MK I

The prefrontal cortex interference cap; MK II

No-one was harmed during this trapanning.

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I have started selling on Artfire.com

I am trying Artfire as a site for selling my items. This is one of the first items up for sale on there.  Let me know how the Artfire experience goes.

http://www.artfire.com/ext/shop/studio/ProfessorMaelstromme

The Femme Fatale Fascinatrix – Steampunk Inspired Snake Skin Color Hat

What? you cant have crumpets without tea.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/84244504/the-femme-fatale-fascinatrix-steampunk